i just accidentally scratched my parents car MY DAD IS SO PISSED OH MY GOD IM AN IDIOT
my mum asked what part was damaged and my dad said ‘well.. my heart mostly’
RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN
SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.
LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.
I don’t know if this counts as better or worse.
i wanna f*ck a politician or someone famous that’s in the closet so they pay me enough to live a glamorous life but then write a tell-all book and get a reality tv deal and make even more money lol
if you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
important harajuku fashion
i love how like
english-speaking people wear east-asian words on their clothes because they can’t read it naturally and it “looks cool”
and east-asian people do the Same Exact Thing with English words
it’s so great
- everyone: are you okay
- everyone: you look tired
- everyone: you look upset
- everyone: you look confused
- everyone: are you mad at me
- everyone: what happened to you
- everyone: are you sick
- me: IT'S MY FACE